Why God Needed iCal

'Coz god nearly forgot Noah and The Floating Zoo.

I don't blame god. A hundred and fifty days is a long time. I would've forgotten everything if I had 3 months of relative peace & quiet away from evil human beings.

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A¹. Noah and animals enter the Ark

B¹. Flood increases on the Earth

C¹. Mountains covered, all living things die

D¹.Waters cover the Earth

E. God "remembers" Noah, God's wind blows over the waters

D². Waters begin to recede

C²: Mountain-tops become visible, Ark rests on the mountains

B²: Flood recedes from the Earth

A²: Noah and animals leave the Ark

 

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